黑客帝国 经典台词
Oracle: That's it. That's the secret. You've got to use your hands.
Sati: Why?
Oracle: Cookies need love like everything does.
饼干也需要爱!先知开始教Sati那些人类的情感.先知教的这种爱是博爱,这一点叔本华是很缺乏的,但奇怪的是佛教很讲究博爱,而叔本华又研究多年佛学,他怎么就那么悲观呢?看来,Neo和Smith正是叔本华的两面,也是导演的两面,也是我的两面.任何一个既欣赏叔本华,又敬重佛教的人都会有这样的情况.
Sati: Neo!
Oracle: I was hoping to have these done before you got here. Oh well. Sati, honey, I think it's time for a tasting. Take the bowl to Seraph and find out if they're ready.
又一次证明先知的能力是”直觉”,Neo什么时候来这样物理因素很重的事件是很难预测的,但是先知确实预测到了Neo会来.
Sati: Okay. *to Neo* I'm glad you got out.
Neo: Me too.
Oracle: So, do you recognize me?
Neo: A part of you.
Oracle: Yeah, that's how it works. Some bits you lose, some bits you keep. I don't yet recognize my face in the mirror, but... I still love candy. *offers Neo a piece of red candy*
很精辟,佛经上讲:”得就是失,失就是得,有得必有失,有失必有得.”同一件事情的得与失比例对于不同的人来说是不一样的,你若能平心看到”得等于失”,那你就得道了.
Neo: No, thank you.
Oracle: Remember what you were like when you first walked through my door, jittery as a junebug? And now just look at you. You sure did surprise me, Neo, and you still do.
哈哈,Smith说伟大的先知绝无意外,而先知自己却说Neo给了她很多惊喜.说明先知对Neo的直觉并不永远准确,还好,这一点并不会对大问题产生影响.
Neo: You gave me a few surprises, too.
Oracle: I hope I helped.
Neo: You helped me to get here, but my question is why? Where does this go? Where does it end?
救世主问原因了,这是Neo在法国人那里学来的(第二部里,法国人就给他灌输这种思想),原因是动力啊.叔本华认为一个人的行为有两个因素:动机和性格.原因就是动机,这是没有争议的,而性格,既然是塑造出来的,同样也可以被改变.导演为什么在力求和第一部对应的时候安排先知提Neo的改变呢?就是要告诉观众,先知不旦给了Neo动机,甚至改变了Neo的性格.但不知有多少人理解导演的苦心.
Oracle: I don't know.
Neo: You don't know or you won't tell me?
Oracle: I told you before. No one can see beyond a choice they don't understand, and I mean no one.
“没有人可以理解自己看不透的选择”,这没有什么需要解释的.需要解释的是”先知还有不理解的选择?”回忆先知之前和Morpheus,Trinity的谈话,先知明确知道她这个选择的代价,但最后这个选择的代价却比她预期的高.说明这是个错误的选择(仅仅就利益而言),那么就无法看透这个选择了.但这个利益上的错误选择却并不完全错误,利益的根本就是生存的欲望,而叔本华在论自杀中就说过,像是主义,信仰,就可以超越生死,何况是仅仅被Smith入侵呢.
Neo: What choice?
Oracle: It doesn't matter. It's my choice. I have mine to make, same as you have yours.
Neo: Does that include what things to tell me and what not to tell me?
Oracle: Of course not.
Neo: Then why didn't you tell me about the Architect? Why didn't you tell me about Zion, the Ones before me - why didn't you tell me the truth?
Oracle: Because it wasn't time for you to know.
Neo: Who decided it wasn't time?
Oracle: You know who. *She points at the Temet Nosce sign above the door* Neo: I did. *Oracle nods* Then I think it's time for me to know a few more things.
Oracle: So do I.
Neo: Tell me how I separated my mind from my body without jacking in. Tell me how I stopped four sentinels by thinking it. Tell me just what the hell is happening to me.
Oracle: The power of the One extends beyond this world. It reaches from here all the way back to where it came from.
Neo: Where?
Oracle: The Source. That's what you felt when you touched those Sentinels. But you weren't ready for it. You should be dead, but apparently you weren't ready for that, either.
救世主的力量当然不能局限于Matrix,在任何一个世界都不应该被终结.而Neo那些问题可以很容易从无线接入来解释.关于Source的问题,先知说Neo在碰到电子乌贼的时候,就感知到了Source.事实上,那些电子乌贼就是Source,那就是本质.我们的思想不应该被局限于”Source是一个空间”,Source完全可以是一种精神,一种本质,一种灵魂.电子乌贼作为一种很基本的机器,就是很本质的.先知说Neo还没有准备好接受,那是当然的了,谁能接受自己的敌人居然如此高尚,如此纯洁?(这么说可能很多人摸不找头脑,看Neo眼瞎之后的视野就知道我在说什么了)
死不死的问题也很有趣,”你应该死了,但是还有准备好.”够绝!敢情不准备好死还死不了了.Neo是否该死的问题没有必要解释,也无法解释,因为每个人(包括不用脑子看电影的)都明白,Neo不能死.
Neo: The Architect told me that if I didn't return to the Source, Zion would be destroyed by midnight tonight.
Oracle: *rolls eyes* Please... You and I may not be able to see beyond our own choices, but that man can't see past any choices.
Neo: Why not?
Oracle: He doesn't understand them - he can't. To him they are variables in an equation. One at a time each variable must be solved and countered. That's his purpose: to balance an equation.
Neo: What's your purpose?
Oracle: To unbalance it.
Neo: Why? What do you want?
Oracle: I want the same thing you want, Neo. And I am willing to go as far as you are to get it.
Neo: The end of the war. *Oracle nods* Is it going to end?
看到了吧,先知要的也是和平.很多人以小人之心度君子之腹,说先知不过是为了一次完备的升级.人家先知是很…的!(没词了)这也符合在她公寓墙上找到的”Peace”涂鸦.
Oracle: One way, or another.
Neo: Can Zion be saved?
Oracle: I'm sorry, I don't have the answer to that question, but if there's an answer, there's only one place you're going to find it.
Neo: Where?
Oracle: You know where. And if you can't find the answer, then I'm afraid there may be no tomorrow for any of us.
Neo: What does that mean?
Oracle: Everything that has a beginning has an end. I see the end coming. I see the darkness spreading. I see death. And you are all that stands in his way.
Neo: Smith.
Oracle: *nods* Very soon he's going to have the power to destroy this world, but I believe he won't stop there; he can't. He won't stop until there's nothing left at all.
Neo: What is he?
Oracle: He is you. Your opposite, your negative, the result of the equation trying to balance itself out.
我们说过,Neo是逻辑外真理,是在等式之外的.Smith却是因为等式为了平衡而被建造出来的.解释就是先知硬是把逻辑外真理由值转为关系.借设计师的手创造了Smith这个可怕的负数.(我为什么在这里用”可怕”形容Smith呢?我和他一样的哲学啊!)
Neo: What if I can't stop him?
Oracle: One way or another, Neo, this war is going to end. Tonight, the future of both worlds will be in your hands... or in his.
我找来的中英文版本，希望你能喜欢
黑客帝国1台词
先知:i know you're neo,be right with you.
neo:you're the orache?
先知:bingo,not quite what you were expecting,right?almost done.smell good,don't they?
neo:ya~
先知:i'd ask you to sit down,but you're notgoing to anyway.and don't worryabout the vase.
neo:what vase?
先知:that vase
neo:i'm sorry.
先知:i said,don't worry about it.i'll get one of my kids to fix it.
neo:how did you know?
先知:what's really going to bake your noodle later on is would you stillhave broken it if i hadn't anything?you're cuter than i thought.i can see why she likes you.
neo:who?
先知:not too bright,though.you know why morpheus brought you to see me.so,what did you think .do you think you are the one?
neo:i don't know.
先知:you know what that means?it's latin.means,"i know theyself." i'll letyou in on a little secret.being the one is just like being in love.no one can tell you you're in love.you just know that,through and through.balls to bones.well,i'd better have to look at you.open your mouth.say,"ah"
neo:ah~~~(neo 真够)
先知：ok，i'msupposed to say ,"hmm,that's interesting,but then you say.
neo:but,what?
先知:but you already know what i'm going to tell you.
neo:i'm not the one.
先知:sorry,kid.you got the gift,but it looks like you're waiting for something.
neo:what?
先知:your nextlife,maybe.who knows?that's the way these things go.
neo:(smile)
先知:what's funny?
neo:morpheus,he almost had me convinced.
先知:i know.poor morpheus.without him,we're lost.
neo:what do you mean,"without him"?
先知:are you sure you want to hear this?morpheus believes in you,neo.and no on ,not you,not even me can convince him otherwise.he believes it so blinaly,that he'sgoing to sacrifice his life to save yours.
neo:what?
先知:you're going to have to make a choice.in the one hand,you'll have morpheus'life.and in another hand,you'll have your own.one of you will going to die.which one will be up to you.i'm sorry kiddo.i really am.you have good soul.and i hate giving good people bad news.dot worry about it.as soon as you step outside that door.you'll start feeling better.you'll remember you don't believe in any of this fate crap.you're in control your own life. remember? here,take a cookie. i promise,by the time you're done eating it.you'll feel right as rain.
边看边打的，从进屋开始到离开，LZ，我真的很辛苦呀~~~~~~
大电影之数百亿到底恶搞了多少部中外电影？
《大电影之数百亿》恶搞检测报告
今天忙里偷闲看了部传说中的恶搞电影《大电影之数百亿》，感觉挺有意思的。因为之前也喜欢看《惊声尖笑》等恶搞电影，国内近几年出的《疯狂的石头》、《鸡犬不宁》等当然也不会放过。虽然这个片子的评价在网上看来褒贬不一，但是我觉得作为一部本身就属于娱乐大众性的恶搞电影，观众看的就是个乐呵，没必要去深究片子的内涵或者其他。看恶搞电影最大的乐趣就是从中找到其恶搞的名片名场面的情节，这才是这个电影真正的价值所在。
《战鸽总动员》美国动画片,导演:盖瑞.查普曼
恶搞情节：开头那只青春阳光热血（？）的鸽子，不用细说了吧~
《雏菊》韩国,导演刘伟强
恶搞情节：广场上一个女孩在画画，旁边放着一盆雏菊；包括一段枪战和后来潘志强（黄渤饰）抻着胳膊捡钱那一段
《无间道》中国香港,导演刘伟强
恶搞情节：安德森（曾志伟饰）在财神前点香训话的情节
《花样年华》中国香港,导演王家卫
恶搞情节：罗茜（姚晨饰）要和男朋友派婚纱照喘着旗袍从巷子里走出来的情节
《头文字D》中国香港,导演麦兆辉
恶搞情节：安德森（曾志伟饰）和潘志强（黄渤饰）在红绿灯前赛车的情节
《寻枪》中国内地,导演陆川
恶搞情节：在碧水云天里安德森（曾志伟饰）追逐潘志强（黄渤饰）要求退房情节
《功夫》中国香港,周星弛
恶搞情节：第一处：被称为王八的动迁办主任追逐安德森（曾志伟饰）那段情节
第二处：动迁办主任追逐安德森（曾志伟饰）过程中一个穿衣打扮酷似
包租婆的女人
《冰河世纪2》美国,导演卡洛斯·沙丹哈
恶搞情节：售楼处工作人员跟着安德森（曾志伟饰）跳舞那段情节
《无极》中国内地,导演陈凯歌
恶搞情节：罗茜（姚晨饰）对安德森（曾志伟饰）讲述拥有房子的好处那段情节
《我的野蛮女友》韩国,导演郭在容
恶搞情节：罗茜（姚晨饰）跑上山去找她男朋友的分手信的情节
《断背山》中国香港,导演李安
恶搞情节：两个包工头因为敲墙被罗茜（姚晨饰）赶下楼后感叹钱不好挣的情节
《碟中谍三》美国,导演艾博 拉姆斯
恶搞情节：安德森（曾志伟饰）与动迁办主任争执的时候要T动迁办主任下身时候被挡的情节
《黑客帝国》美国,导演拉里·沃卓斯基兄弟
恶搞情节：安德森（曾志伟饰）、罗茜（姚晨饰）和潘志强（黄渤饰）去找房地产董事长雨天要求退房时候的情节
《午夜凶铃》日本，导演中田秀夫
恶搞情节：一个要炒楼的路人甲来看房时候罗茜（姚晨饰）搬着电视机处理贞子出现的情节
（其实这一段恶搞的具体内容是网络上曾经一度流行的GIF动画，作者没记错的话为倒吊男D）
《如果·爱》中国内地,导演陈可辛
恶搞情节：水厂建成后，罗茜（姚晨饰）带领员工在雨天跳舞做宣传时的情节
《十面埋伏》中国内地,导演张艺谋
恶搞情节：影片最后三人拍戏的情节
其中非电影的恶搞情节有：
电视剧《24小时》
恶搞情节：在电影院安德森（曾志伟饰）跟随潘志强（黄渤饰）偷听炒楼信息的镜头情节
黄健翔在世界杯中的激情解说
恶搞情节：潘志强（黄渤饰）和安德森（曾志伟饰）在电视台接受采访，语言不合后打起来，转换成拳击比赛场后主持人黄浩解说房地产商和业主之间矛盾的情节
广告《全球通“我能”——刘翔》
恶搞情节：安德森（曾志伟饰）在被动迁办主任追逐过马路时，看到车厢上的“
我能”广告，大喊“我也能”，然后和动迁办主任一起跨栏赛跑的情节
歌曲《脱掉》（应该是杜德伟的吧……）
恶搞情节：安德森（曾志伟饰）的员工在给鸽子拔毛时候的情节
歌曲《我的爱赤裸裸》（不知道是不是歌名……）
恶搞情节：动迁办主任被安德森（曾志伟饰）扯掉上衣后的追逐情节
其他的还有恶搞网络下载字幕组和论坛、画面不连贯的现象
《阿甘正传》美国,导演罗伯特·赞米斯基
《疯狂的石头》中国内地,导演宁浩 恶搞情节：难道是宝马那段？
《阿飞正传》中国香港,导演王家卫
《人鬼情未了》美国,导演杰里·朱克
还有一个恶搞，就是影片最后因为一连串的事件引发的地下水喷涌，不知道是不是恶搞的《惊声尖笑4》的情节，抑或是别的影片……
黑客帝国动画片，最后的一段，有看懂的没
你说的那段小标题叫 变节
讲的是MATRIX的一个机器人追杀人类,被人类引到一个机器人陷阱中关闭了程序,然后被接入了人类编写的改写机器人程序,让那个机器人为人类服务.
其中过程主要描写的是机器人程序对人类程序的认识与感受的过程,绝大部分场景都是机器人的意识,也可以看做是人类改写程序对机器人程序的冲击.
最后那个女的不是被改写程序的机器人杀死,而是被MATRIX的增援机器人杀死,而被人类抓获的那个机器人的程序已被人类的程序改写,消灭了MATRIX的机器人.在那个女的的弥留之际,变节的那个机器人把电脑接口接在那个女的的头上,通过平台看到了那女的的死亡过程,从而彻底背叛了MATRIX,有了人类程序带给它的意识.
黑客帝国2最后，第三部的预告里，崔妮蒂说的最后3句话（就是尼奥和史密斯开打之后）是什么
先纠正一下 那个不是崔妮蒂说的话 是先知奶奶说的话，全话是这样的：everything that has a beginning has an end,i see the end coming,i see the darkness spreading,i see death, you are allthat stands in his way, if you cannot stop him tonight,then i fear that tomrrow will never come……
黑客帝国女主角是不是车祸去世了?
在拍《黑客2》的时候，
车祸身亡了的不是《黑客》的女主角凯丽·摩斯,
而是男主角基奴李维斯相伴多年的女友
珍妮弗-赛姆(Jennifer Syme)，
据悉1999年珍妮弗曾怀上了他的孩子，但不幸流产。
又于2001年4月因车祸丧生后，
真够基奴受的了。
黑客帝国1中 崔妮蒂对尼奥在电话亭前没有讲出的话是什么
先知告诉崔尼蒂，她会爱上一个人，而那个人是救世主。
她想告诉尼欧这个。
为什么不好，三集里面都没有提到原话，不过总的意思是说他们不会有好的结果，包括后面崔尼蒂的死，尼欧面临的选择等等